Are you tired of ripping ass in public? Or how about, always having to lie about where that horrible stench came from (your butt, obvy)? Fret no more my friends. Thanks to the Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer you can cock up your leg, let out a big silent juicy one and never have to worry about evacuating the entire room anymore. Hell, you can even stick one in your bf’s briefs to soak up the stench of his smelly farts. Ah, these pads are like a breath of fresh air…
