The newest trend in sex toys is laying alien eggs in your vagina.
I have watched a lot of porn in my day, including a few videos from a certain area of the world we will call Japan, that involve cartoon aliens having sex with cartoon women, and laying eggs in their cartoon baby-makers. While I can’t say that I find this sort of thing sexually stimulating, I don’t judge other people on their fetishes, because I don’t want them to judge me on mine (gingers).
So the newest thing in the world of sex toys is laying alien eggs in your own vagina. There, I said it, now I will explain. A company called Primal Hardwere has patented an ‘ovipositor’, which is basically a large dildo that lays gelatin eggs in your body cavity. People who have tried it say that they enjoy the mushy sensation of the eggs sliding out of their various crevices.
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The good news is that the gelatin eggs dissolve with body heat pretty quickly, so you don’t have to worry about explaining anything to your doctor when, 9 months later, an alien baby pops out of your cooter bent on world domination.
Are you grossed out yet?
