Now, I know 4 out of 10 of Jewish dudes love themselves some Cool Runnings, but even Sanka’s crazy ass wouldn’t be down with this uh… team building activity.
Besides the multiple mentions of pussy, and the vehement insistance that you be circumcised, and um… yeah I think I saw the phrase “gangbang sluts,” …besides all that, I kinda felt like I was reading a job description? And it was like… a job I sorta wanted to interview for?
I mean I know I’m not really qualified. I don’t think I can pull off the circumcision deal. And I’m not a member of the tribe. They say that’s okay, but that’s just one of many strikes against me. I’m a team player, but any pussy I bring to the table probably wouldn’t like penis; circumcised or nay.
Whatever. I’m going to go watch American Idol. Definitely not going to go update my resume and take some headshots with my webcam. Definitely not going to do that.
