The last time I saw Keri was in Acapulco, Mexico at the end of 2010. I decided I knew she was extra special when she didn’t put up a fight when it came time to me getting lost in the crappiest (read: shady as hell) flea market in all of Mexico. She was totally cool about it and just went with the flow, and that’s what makes Keri so awesome. In fact, I’ve never really heard her say anything negative about anyone (and trust me, we’ve encountered some wild humans together), and she always manages to have a good sense of humor. Basically, she’s awesome and recently single so I decided to take it upon myself to reach out to the kickass readers of TLS (that’s you!) and find her a totally incredible dude to hang out with. She’s 26, petite (only 5’3″ so expect her to wear sexy heels on a date), and lives about 30 minutes outside NYC.
She’s an Ithaca alum and public relations whiz kid for several major resorts and cities (yeah, she travels like a rock star). She’s also been all over Mexico, Australia, the Caribbean, Canada, and oodles of other places that’ll make you think, “hmm, she’s got some culture and experience under her belt. Hot.”
So what’s my cutie-pie friend looking for in a dude? Well, for starters a dude (no ladies, sorry lezzies). Preferably someone close to NYC or in the city (she’s so close and spends so much of her work time here anyway), Jewish (but not mandatory), charming and somewhere in the 28-35 age range. Please be charming, attractive, and a lover of international travel if you want to woo my girl 🙂
Here’s how to get a date with her:
- Leave your first name, age, and a little description about yourself in the comment box below.
- Describe what kind of date you would take her on and what you’re looking for in a woman.
We’ll pick someone ASAP!
aww Keri is a cutie!!!
she is f’sure!
Do NOT read this profile!
Hmmm…if you are reading this I am afraid I am going to have to dock 10 points for not following instructions! On the other-hand, given your persistence, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to introduce myself…
I love to have adventures; from small things like trying a new kind of sushi (sea urchin- it was gross, but now I know) to shark diving and sky diving.
I love to travel and have had the chance to see a lot of amazing places because of my past job and just for fun.
I’m originally from the city and just moved back. Generally speaking, life is good.
Pick me if you’re looking for a guy who will crack you up while exploring some awesome place or restaurant you have never been to before, and will bust your balls like one of your oldest friends.
I’m looking for someone fun, who shares a sense of adventure in the everyday world, enjoys a good cocktail or two, and can have a heated discussion without it turning into an argument.
We would go to Hill Country for dinner, UCB for Improv and Tillman’s for nightcap.
Ed. 27
I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.
Darn the luck…I’m above the age requirements….Oh well…She looks great!
Keri seems awesome! I’m going to put her on my dating blog for men. Good luck, girl!