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Welcome to the Chihuahuapocalypse
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The Frozen Art Shanties of Minnesota
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How to Deal with Pooping in Public
TweetPooping in public. Le sigh. Even though everybody does it, nobody really likes to talk about...
The Five Most Colorful Natural Destinations on Earth
TweetI am a total nature guy, which is ironic since I live in a huge, grey, concrete hamster cage...
Men Dancing in Heels to Spice Girls
TweetI don’t know if I even need to elaborate since that headline should explain everything that...
Just Casually Winter Surfing In the Great Lakes
TweetGuys who winter surf either have huge balls (ironically, because the cold often causes...
WTF Top Five: World’s Strangest Underwear
TweetI don’t know about you, but when I am home alone or with company, or at a party at my...
Make-out Pillows for Your Preteen Nephew
TweetMy first kiss was with a neighborhood girl named Becky. We were playing spin the bottle, and...
Introducing the Abominable Snow Penis
TweetAs anyone who lives in either the Northeast or Atlanta knows, this winter has been one...