Awesome Spotting: Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Because hey, mistakes happen.

Ever had one of those nights out where you’re like, “Oh SHIT, I just pissed myself!?” Whether you’re drunk as a skunk or just don’t feel like waiting in line for the women’s bathroom (c’mon ladies, we all know how long those lines can be), just grab a pair of emergency underpants and keep on dancing your ass off. Wait, seriously…this has to be a joke, right? Wrong! Not so discreetly disguised as a tissue box, the Emergency Underpants Dispenser contains five pairs of — get this — unisex undies. So even if your man can’t control his bowel movements, he can toss his soiled boxers in the trash and shake his booty. Heck, your girl friends can even piss their pants too!

Emergency Underpants Dispenser, $6.99

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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