Bachelorette Gift Ideas: A Sex Pot

first year of marriage sex pot
Written by Gary

The first year of marriage is a wild adventure filled with lots of passion, fighting, and amazing sex. Help your friend reward herself for giving up the goods, by getting her a sex pot to celebrate her impending nuptials.

first year of marriage sex pot

The idea is simple. Chances are, a new wife will have more sex in that first year, then all the following years combined. Its a scientific fact that newlyweds cannot keep their hands off each other, so women should reward themselves, and their tired vaginas by putting a quarter in the sex pot every time they get down and dirty. At the end of the first year, the couple (if they are still married) can use the money in the sex pot to go on an amazing vacation, and kick-start the christening of the new sex pot for the second year.

If you want to be more stylish about it, give the bride-to-be a trendier looking vase, and tell her to remove the card for when her parents visit, so they don’t think she is a sex worker.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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