I don’t know if it is more sad that something like this needs to exist, but I guess I am glad it does. For the low, low price of just $4.99, you can own your very own personal breathalyzer! ON A KEY CHAIN! Thanks to www.1saleaday.com, you can own this gem for 91% of the retail price. Summer is coming full of backyard BBQ’s, beach parties, or that shitty date you had to drink (a lot!) to make him resemble his picture from eharmony. Not only does it let you know if you are definitely not fit for driving, but (BONUS!) it tells you when your parking is expired. WIN WIN!
Looking at this design made me think about other breathalyzers that should be in the works. Some ideas include: one to detect if you are WWI (walking while intoxicated- watch out for that curb!), FWI (flirting while intoxicated- honey, its your cousin), and OMFGTNWBOFML (oh my fucking God, this night will be on fmylife.com– it happens.) Until I patent these ideas, just buy the regular one for driving NOW because it’s only on sale for one day, hence the name of the site duh. Happy Drinking!
I don’t even drink and i want one! How cool!!! I love it for the one occasion that i might drink and get out of hand which really never happens. Brilliant idea for the watch where u r walking one and the flirting one bc i do that a lot.
Oh cool I want one! haha I’m being serious too.. I think it’d be awesome to see how drunk I am when i go out..