Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (bachelorette party edition)

Written by Bryce

Bachelorette parties, napping, and intravenous substances

It’s a frigid 26 degrees here in NYC today, and I’m pretty sure that my little street is even colder since it’s right ON the river (read: constant cold wind). I’m bundled up in cardigans for warmth and fun jewelry for inspiration, because sparkles warm the soul.

1) You’re Invited to My Bachelorette Party! Am I get married? Not exactly. But, I really like the bachelorette party concept, so I’m throwing a giant 300 person girls-soiree on February 9, 2011. The Luxury Spot will be providing male go-go dancers, insanely good music, inappropriate party favors, and a wild good time for our readers at the swanky Juliet Supper Club in NYC. Who knows- maybe I’ll even marry one of my gay besties following the event. Oh, and there will be some open bar action.

2) Hot Chocolate Should Be Available Intravenously. If you think I’m kidding, you’re sorely mistaken. In a perfect world I’d like to see an open port on my left hand (so as not to disrupt iPhone texting) for the purpose of filling my veins with at least 2 full liters of Dunkin Donuts hot chocolate per day, thus eliminating the need to eat, poop, and waste time on other such things that take me away from blogging, choreographing bad dances, and stalking people on facebook.

2) Are Pet Beds Interchangeable for Kiddie Napping Stations? This vintage suitcase was upcycled into a pretty cool pet bed, but since I don’t have a pet I’m wondering if I should still get it for my living room for toddler nap time? $59 for this funky lil’ number.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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