Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (porn stars & Chambord edition)

It will take a lot of comfortable clothing, fatty food, and rest to get me through this day. Last night was a wild one.

1) I Met a Gay Porn Star. I had no idea who he was, mostly because I don’t watch gay porn (go figure), and because I just assume all the gay boys are the club are nice young fellows.  Star struck. Plus, word on the street is that Ben Andrews has a 13 incher.

2) Chambord Vodka Will Destroy You. Well, I don’t know for a fact that it’ll destroy YOU, but it definitely destroyed me. And I didn’t even have that much. Sugar + vodka = rough morning.

3) I Want Indian Food. I don’t know if it was all the grinding with the hottest gay Indians in NYC last night, or the fact that my stomach is just craving a lining of fat and spice, but I could totally eat a giant bowl of saag paneer right now. Shout out to Dev & Ru for filling my life with all things Indian and hawt.

4) I’m a Gay Man Trapped in a Woman’s Body. I don’t know how I got this vagina, but I think my close connection to glitter, penis talk, and gay charities is proof enough.