SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Can You Squirt?

Written by Bryce

In the past few weeks I’ve just about thrown my shame into the wind, because I’ve covered such poignant topics as toe jizz, anal sex, and eating whilst sexing.

So, here in the middle of July, I bring you some mid-summer food for thought: Squirting. You might ask, “Hey, why would Bryce even be thinking about female ejaculation to begin with?”  Let’s just leave that aside, because if I started to tell you all about the man, the phone sex, and all the rest, you’d just be confused and horny.  And we all know that confusion and strong libidos don’t mix well.

Anyway, I started to look into this topic.  I mean real Wiki research.  I think we all know a little something about the regular ole’ lube, but I’m more curious about the urban legends of women with projectile love juice.  Squirting (apparently) has been going on for ages, and even our great-great grandmothers were probably sitting around talking about it.  Well, maybe not mine, but probably yours.  The Kama Sutra references strong female ejaculation, and several Indian temples have carvings depicting such.  Aristotle and Hippocrates even commented on it, and debated whether or not female ejaculation made babies (as male spunk does).  So, if Aristotle and Hippocrates were talking about squirting, I feel like less of a creep writing about it on TheLuxurySpot.com, right?

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The jury is still out in the medical community if squirting is the real deal.  Of the small percentage of women that report it, the docs can’t seem to tell if it’s legit love juice, or urine (ugh, that’s a whole different article for another time).  We have cleverly found an illustration of the proposed process, though:

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The only thing we do know conclusively, is that if you’re a woman with the ability to squirt your orgasm across the room, you have a bright future in the porn industry.  An industry casting director informed me that women with the ability to “squirt like mad” can make up to $6,000 per film vs. the normal $400-800 for mundane things like blowjobs or anal beads.

I invite you to leave comments (anonomously if you must).  Men, have you been with a squirter?

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

7 Comments

  • i can assure you that it is no myth .
    my last girlfriend was a multiple orgasm squirter !!
    the amount of sheets i went thru a week got to be serious.

  • I’ve had 2 “squirters” in my experience. My ex-wife did it through penetration twice and I had an FWB for awhile that at first only went through penetration, then apparently I hit something with my tongue and I was drenched, repeatedly, during oral. That was a good time, but LOTS of sheets and ducking the discharge.

  • I have been with my current lover for 3+ years. She has just learned to squirt. She has been multi orgasmic but never ejactulated until recently.. Now she wants to know what percentage of women squirt on a regular basis. We also are discussing marketing some type of waterproof bedsheet. 2010 looks like it going to be a very good year.

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