I’m not saying anything that might get me in trouble, HOWEVER while perusing the net, I found some pretty interesting signs from China. First, most girls I know don’t appreciate their vaginas referred to as their “cunt.” Personally I have no problem with it. Cunt, cunt, cunt. See? However, I’d rather not have to make an appointment for my annual “cunt examination.” Just no.
Second, to the Chinese business man naming his bar “The Sad Cafe.” Alcohol is meant to bring you joy and hopefully a blackout before you remember embarrassing things you do. All that starting with an “Unhappy Hour” is just a bad business tactic and starts everyone off on the wrong foot. I wonder if they serve “Melancholy Martinis” or “Morose Margaritas?” That might make it a little bit more cheery.
