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Court Your Girl Crush, the Non-Creepy Way

Written by Karina

Sure, it’s all fun and games when there’s an adult wearing a whistle! But once jobs, unpredictable schedules, and our own management of them come into play, building a platonic adult friendship becomes as high-effort and potentially awkward as courting a romantic interest.

Little kids have it easy when it comes to making friends. They have parents to manage their iCals and cafeterias to provide regular lunch dates.

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Sure, it’s all fun and games when there’s an adult wearing a whistle! But once jobs, unpredictable schedules, and our own management of them come into play, building a platonic adult friendship becomes as high-effort and potentially awkward as courting a romantic interest. You know what I mean: You’re at a party and are introduced to someone who coincidentally happens to have every-possible-thing in common with you, plus she has a rad haircut and laughs at all your jokes. Before the night ends, you’re scrambling like a 16-year old on prom night for reasons to stick around the punch bowl.

The questions you sift through when trying to become someone’s platonic best friend are not any different from the anxious questions of a smitten heart: Is it too soon to call her? What if she doesn’t think I’m as cool? Is it creepy to ‘like’ her last couple of status updates? You just want to shout (i.e. write in all caps on her wall), “I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME.” Only that’s weird. And if she’s seen Single White Female, it might actually be creepy.

I’ve made a fool out of myself more than once in this department. Forcing humor into untranslatable emails, making awkward suggestions of Facebook stalking, and familiarizing myself with their entire creative oeuvre before we’ve even had coffee – “Oh right, is this the same boyfriend you mention in your 2004 article on zebra fetishes?”. So when I say that it’s best to apply the same cool approach as you would to a potential bed buddy, you can trust I speak from experience.

  • First things first, it’s cool to let her know you find her vintage zooba’s rad. Just don’t go overboard. Everyone loves compliments, and it’s a sure way to signal that you’re not trying to compete. I’m always somewhat shocked when I meet a girl who seems to have her fists up from the get-go, but sending a genuine compliment her way always seems to lower the gloves.
  • If, after you’ve had your first friend date, you’ve still got that budding friendship glow, up the stakes and bring her out with your crew. Getting to know someone can be tiring, and the group dynamic puts people at ease – even when the only thing you’ll be sharing is Mad Men on DVD.
  • At this point, your sincere efforts can thankfully return to simplicity. You’re still digging each other, and the friendship is off to a smooth sail. One last semi-awkward tip: nothing solidifies two girl-buds like spilling a personal confession over a few rounds. That, and a run-in with the law.

    About the author

    Karina

    a coastal-hopping country-come-cosmo girl who can be found getting her feet dirty all around Brooklyn and writing all over the Internet. She is the probably lovechild of Jay-Z and Dolly Parton. Follow her on Twitter @karinabthatsme