The Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true.
If you were a child whore like me, you always gave some thought to what the Disney princes looked like naked. Granted, the animators probably had an idea (and some rough late-night sketches) of what the Disney characters looked like in the buff, but we never got to see that in our youth.
We were robbed of Disney dick.
Some clever artist named Tara Jacoby has remedied that however, and provided us with these Disney dicks to ogle. Walt Disney is probably rolling over in his glass bottle, so he can see the computer screen, and gaze at some Disney dick of his own.
You’re welcome, 9-year-old Gary.
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