Drinkin’ That I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. Kool-aid

Do you feel that? It’s the fresh breeze of break-up season. Honestly, a lot of chicks have been drinkin’ that I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. Kool-aid lately. Is this a trend or are we over the idea of being married before we’re 30? If you live in a big city…you’ve probably come to the conclusion that there are a ton of men swimming around in the concrete jungle sea.

Ahhh…remember when we first met them, texted with them, dated them casually, dated them seriously, loved them, moved in with them…moved out? It was like a domino effect around me…boom! One chick after another ripped off her long-term relationship straight jacket and jumped into the single deep end, where the Kool-aid flows like San Pellegrino.

Once you get a sip of that ‘ooo-weee’ you realize…”um, hell yes, I want to be selfish!” Let’s go out every night, let’s make-out with rando dude, let’s go to Japan, let’s wear that short skirt that made boyfriend uncomfortable, let’s dress up on a Tuesday. Let’s not check in with anyone! After you’re hooked on that ‘aid you’re like a cougar heading to a frat party—ready to go! And then you realize…’I don’t need a ring on it’ Beyonce, well not just yet. It’s summertime, the air is nice, the events are non-stop, the Kool-aid is chilled and the hook-up possibilities are endless. Whether you just started drinkin’ the ‘aid or your girlfriend is pounding it, you know exactly what I’m talking about gurrrrrl. Drink up Miss Independent, because you only live once!