Maternity Suspenders– For the lady with discerning tastes and narrow hips, I present to you the pregnancy suspender. Just in case you feel like gravity isn’t pulling your boobs southward fast enough, now you can anchor your bra to your elastic banded capri pants, just to offset the chance that you might accidentally flash your preggers cooch to the world. If you are lucky, you might even develop scars from your bra strap digging into your shoulder.
There you have it ladies, a list of maternity inventions that were probably all designed by insensitive gay men, just like me.
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