Fresh Breath, Hard Cock.

I think it goes without saying that if you’re gonna date a guy, he better have fresh breath.  And if he’s making it far enough to kiss you with his fresh and delish breath, he had best be able to get a solid and long-lasting erection.  No excuses.

Thank you, kind and brilliant creators of Sexlets chewing gum.  Although I’m not currently seeing anyone, chances are when I decide to take a man seriously enough to have sex, he’ll be old and need some erection gum.  Like men carry a condom in their wallets, I’m going to start carrying Sexlets in my bag just in case I run into the old man of my dreams (after a garlicky meal).

Its full of a proprietary blend of “natural male stimulating ingredients” that will help make even the limpest dick more appealing.

SexletsGum.com, kids.