Whenever I have a question, I consult Google. Natural cold remedies? Google. Best place to get scuba lessons? Google. How to wear labia jewelry? Google. WHAT?!
The best part of my night, every night, is when I check the Google searches that resulted with hits on this website. Tonight’s were pretty fantastic.
20. Hipster bathroom ideas? Whoever you are that seached this, I don’t know how we won, but I’m pretty sure all you need to have a hipster bathroom is some plaid, cracked tile, and the foul smell of body odor.
21. Longest dick. I’m honored that our site somehow correlates with the words “longest dick.”
79. Asian WHAT book? Again, of all the porn sites out there, I’m honored that this search landed at TheLuxurySpot.com
80. Ass Injections. Obviously. I’m injecting my ass right now, like an early 90’s pump sneaker.
146. Yes, facebook sluts are REAL. Everyone knows that.
148. Feel your boobies coupons? Umm, last I checked, that’s free entertainment. Will do that as soon as I’m done injecting my ass.
181. Ballsack Sag. I want to know how to stop this, too. Given the fact that I prefer my men on the older side, this is something I see myself battling longterm.
185. Guido Spotting. So happy that I could be of service to the general public.
186. Labia Adornment. Seriously? You’re dressing up your vaj lips? Please, don’t come to my site. This is a labia-jewelry-free-zone.
