SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Her Crotch Smells Like What?!

Written by Bryce

Ashley Greene’s crotch smells like dope.  That’s because this 20 year old retard from Kentucky was caught trying to smuggle WEED, CRACK, AND $60 into a local corrections facility by concealing the items in her vaj.

If this isn’t a sign that times are desperate, I don’t know what is.

Ashley Greene: you deserve applause for trying to keep your jailed friends in good spirits, even if you had to stretch your vaj to do it.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

2 Comments

  • Now that truly is a good friend!
    Does you think she has compartments to keep everything she smuggles in separate? Like the Buxton Bag on TV (www.buxtonbag.tv)?