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How to Determine Your “Breakup Personality”

I have been thinking a lot about breakups lately, mostly because I have been going though one for the past year and a half. There are many different ways you can deal with a breakup, such as remembering your relationship fondly, creating a new friendship, spray painting your ex’s car, burning your ex’s clothes in the bathtub, and shanking a bitch.

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If you want to deal with your breakup more methodically though, the first thing you have to do is determine your Breakup Personality. Just read through the archetypes below, determine which sounds most like you, and handle your breakup like a boss.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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