Optimist– Since you believe the glass is half full, you also believe the ocean if half full; of all the other fish in the sea. You may be hurt right now, but you believe that it will pass, that everything happens for a reason, and that you will find love with someone else one day. You are basically a fucking Disney Princess. Optimists tend to be a little bipolar, so while your highs are super high, you could potentially fall so low that you end up giving $10 blowies in a bus stop bathroom with Angelina Jolie circa 1998. just to feel alive. To circumvent this, don’t be too nice. If your ex wants to talk, don’t always be available. Don’t be afraid to cut him or her out of your life for a while, because if things really do happen for a reason, then you are out of each other’s lives for a reason. Respect that, and you will be singing show tunes with someone else in a rowboat surrounded by canaries faster than you can say: “One day someone will want to get me pregnant.”
