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I Like ’em Beefy

Written by Ashley

Beefy Babies, that is.  This Indonesian BABY weighed in, at friggin’ birth, at FRIGGIN 19 LBS! ( PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES)

I'd be pissed too. PHOTO: Getty IMages

I'd be pissed too.                                Â

He’s still such a cutie though!! I’d happily give birth to him, via c-section, and wrap him up in blankets and feed him milk and steak. He would end up that size at some point, so what’s the big fuss, people??  You wish your kid were big, beefy and sturdy straight from birth. He’ll grow up to be a NFL linebacker and you’ll be set for life. Plus, you’ll have a built-in security guard by the time he’s 3 years old!

For those of you in the US, with babies  who are ‘normal’ sized (haters)- they can now be clothed at Babies-R-Us for 30% off!

Sale  9/25 – 10/4  Print this out and get your baby clothed.

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About the author

Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

2 Comments

  • Ha ha. My daughter was 10 pounds 2 ounces born via c-section. I wonder how much his mother weighed. My daughter was like a gummy pit bull on my nipple so I can’t imagine trying to breastfeed this baby. Goodness gracious. Thanks for coupon