You wore liquid leggings, 5 inch peep-toe booties and a see-thru top so your skanky bra could be front in center especially under those â€œuh uhâ€ flashing lights. Itâ€™s not your fault. You look hott. Who wouldnâ€™t wanna hit that?
But now itâ€™s Monday and youâ€™re trying to piece together shizz. You walk by Steve from accounting and he gives you some creepy wink. Did we? Or didnâ€™t we? Damn those leggings are sex magnets. Well now that youâ€™re late, looks like itâ€™s time for a latte.
Honestly I canâ€™t think of a better way to drop the bomb on someone over a coffee date without having to say a word at all. Like, â€œBOOM! you totally didnâ€™t pull out!â€
Skip the awkward waiting period on BBM between the â€œDâ€ and the â€œRâ€ and just froth it. You can get as creepy as you wanna get with â€œJust Coffee?â€ (wink wink) or be a â€˜Samanthaâ€™ with some hot froth like â€œLetâ€™s do it tonight.â€ Letâ€™s hope that your recipient doesnâ€™t sip before they read because they might get a mixed message. Instead of â€œBaby Coming,â€ it could read as â€œComingâ€ after one sip. Or a cheeky message like â€œIâ€™m Hotâ€ could turn into â€œHoâ€ before you even know!
Can you say hott coffee? Ow ow.
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Because they â€œbelieve that decorated coffee is much tastier.â€
Oh yes it is, you skanks!