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I Will Never Touch You.

Written by Bryce

It’s come to my attention that a certain “Donny Papermaker” has been spreading my name all over town… as his girlfriend.

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Let’s clear the air.  First of all, I’m on hiatus from men.  Second, even if I wanted to date… I would NEVER date you.  Aside from your tacky accent, bad bedroom decor, and cheesey wardrobe, you’re just not my type.  So, that being said, this is a public request for you to leave me the eff alone, and to stop photoshopping yourself into all my pics.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.

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