Lezzieland: There’s No Such Thing

Written by Bryce

I know all you guy readers are probably thinking “Sh*t, no such thing as a town filled exclusively with lesbians.”  Don’t worry, there’s always free lesbian internet porn to turn to.

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Apparently several Chinese media outlets have been going buckwild with claims that 25,000 lezzards are co-habitating in Chako Paul City, a cute little place in the forests of Sweden.  (side note: 25k Swedish lesbians?!)

According to reports, the lesbian residents are also hostile: men are beaten to death by blondes at the gates.  Apparently Chinese men en masse are eating this fantasy up, and Sweden-bound flights from major Chinese cities are UP.

“At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years,” says a representative of Sweden’s Board of Tourism.

So, if you have a need for Swedish lesbians, I suggest looking here instead.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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