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Japan: You Are So Beautiful To Me

Written by Bryce

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Japan, you are so beautiful to me.  You are where my darling Rie came from.  You are where sperm and egg met to conceive my son.  You are where I ate at least 25 pounds of delicious sushi and sashimi in one week.  Japan, you are an island of kinky mofos.

You have girls in pigtails and rolled up school skirts, geishas willing to go down, the people that invented the Rabbit, and men with intriguingly tiny penises.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.

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