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Jenniphure Loves Phootball And Magic

Written by Emily

My friend sent me this specific Jets cheerleader knowing that it would aggravate me with how she spells her name. Who wants to guess that this girl changed her name to be more “marketable?!” Honey this just makes you look trashy and cheap, but I don’t know how classy and sophisticated fits in with being a Jets cheerleader and Magicians Assistant. I wonder what qualifies someone to be an assistant? The ability to not remember things that don’t go beyond J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS?! Gotta keep those magicians secrets yo! I didn’t realize pretending to be cut in half was such a prestigious job. Go on Jenniphure with your magic and straddling and stay the hell away from my future children as a caretaker.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

1 Comment

  • This is the perfect example of not being clear. Is she looking for a job or a boyfriend? If she is looking for a job, not the right look. If she is looking for a boyfriend, not the right copy. Any way you slice it, it’s a miss.