I feel that there are a lot of things that straight girls can learn from gay guys: How to properly curl and style hair, how to dress for their body type, and how to give a blowjob to completion. One overlooked item however, is that getting married should not equal getting fat.
Gay guys have this down to a science. Any time we feel a relationship start to get anywhere close to serious, we actually start working out more. This ensures that we will look our best and our guys won’t stray, and also be in tip-top shape if they do, and we have to have revenge sex with their straight brother or ex-boyfriend. I have never understood why straight people think that getting married is like sealing the deal on someone. The only deal that is ever full-proof are those that are made with the devil. And trust me, even those deals have loopholes if you know which fingers belong in which holes.
My point is that a partnership exists because two people mutually enjoy each other’s company and want to create a strong bond. That bond is fueled and strengthened by attraction, adventure, and family values.
Fat has never, and will never been on the list of things that make a marriage better.
