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Long Island: Do You Never Learn?!

Written by Bryce

Dear Long Island,

I recognize that the blog posts I’ve written about your people have only been viewed by a few hundred thousand people, and maybe that’s just not enough.  I probably need all of NYC’s 8 million people to get behind me on this one… You need to tame your obsession with tanning, hair gel, and horrible fashion.  Why?  Because I live so close to you, and I can smell your disgusting Hugo Boss cologne wafting across the river.

Photo evidence of your issues below.

Sincerely,

Bryce Gruber

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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