Apparently, having a big penis isn’t always a good thing.
Maybe I am just a traditionalist, but I raised to believe that having a big dick is a blessing. A Mexican man, who claims to have the world’s largest penis, doesn’t agree with me.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, claims to have a penis that measures 18.9 inches. His huge schlong scares women away from having sex with him, hangs below his knees, and is also a disability that prevents him from working. Cabrera wants his member to be recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records, and also wants to be registered as disabled because he can’t hold down a job with that thing slapping his leg all day. If you ask me, it’s a matter of the kind of work he’s looking for… but whatever.
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According to Mirror.co.uk the x-ray in this post is genuine, and doctors have advised that he get a shaft-reduction surgery.
All I have to say is, if he can’t find any women who want to ride that horse, I am pretty sure all he would have to do is step foot in a gay bar and the power-bottoms would gay gasp, and burst into a shower of glitter and dick sprinkles. Big penis is a major selling point on Grindr, but, to each his own.
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