A 52-year-old man in Georgia cut off his own penis to prevent masturbation.
I would say my sex life is about normal. I masturbate once a day, or more, depending on how much procrastination I am allowing myself. Funny story, I actually call this phenomenon ‘procrasturbation’. I can say without a doubt though, that I will never stop, for any reason, as long as I have a penis.
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I guess that was the sentiment of 52-year-old Jonas Etcher as well, because paramedics and police were called to his mobile home in Augusta recently because he cut off his penis with an electric carving knife.
His mother stated:
“He’s really been struggling with masturbation.
He knows it’s against Jesus, but he’s still been self-pleasuring up to a dozen times a day. He can’t seem to find a girl to get his se urges out on…we’ve tried March.com, Craigslist.
Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didn’t stop masturbating. So he took drastic measures by cutting off what he called his ‘sinful part’.”
To adopt some basic white bitch language, I literally can’t even. All I will say is that I’m glad I moved out of the South.
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