The definition of “Headline” is described as “n important or sensational piece of news which draws readers in.” Well Miriam-Webster and the distinguished Daily News certainly hit this one on the head. Why read on when you get the whole story in the headline?!
Anywho, I think this whole scenario puts way too many images in my brain that it can’t erase. Admit it, you just pictured some lesbians all dressed up as sumo wrestlers assaulting each other. Did they quarrel in proper Japanese fighting style? No clue, but waving at a male Snickers bar? It’s clear that she just unsatisfied.
yeah. that’s a bit excessive.