Poison Vagina Alert! A Brazilian woman attempts to kill her husband by putting poison in her own vagina.
I am no genius, but I do know that if you want to poison someone to death, it isn’t a good idea to shove the stuff up your own snizz. A Brazilian woman has been accused of doing just that, and then asking her husband to perform cunnilingus on her to administer the deadly dose.
Apparently the Brazilian woman (who was probably very pretty, if you know what I mean) didn’t realize that the vagina is porous, and managed to absorb most of the poison herself.
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Her husband, a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto realized something was amiss when he smelled something funky downstairs (an all too common occurrence). Then she admitted to it. Then he drove her to the fucking emergency room.
I don’t know why she was trying to kill him, but in my opinion she had a man who was willing to go down on her at her request, and also drive her to the hospital after finding out she was trying to kill him.
If that man isn’t a keeper, I don’t know what is.
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