Porno + Karaoke = Ashley’s Perfect Date

I mean, I think the title says it all.  I hate to say that this photo was actually sent via email to me this evening by my baby daddy, but it’s true.  Since we don’t socialize a whole bunch, I appreciated his concise message that consisted of, “Thought this would be good for your blog.”

Thanks, baby daddy.  Aside from sperm, this might be the best thing you ever introduced me to.

…Stonewall Inn, NYC.  I’ll be taking you up on your porno & karaoke offer VERY soon.  And I’m pretty sure Ashley is heading over there RIGHT NOW to search for her soulmate.