SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Apparently, Promposals Are a Thing?

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Written by Gary

I don’t know why anyone would want to make a big deal out of the day they had a baby in the toilet and promptly dropped it into the dumpster behind the school gym, but I guess some people view prom as a big deal, and so promposals are a big deal.

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It makes sense because everyone knows that the guy you go to prom with is destined to be your future husband, so it is absolutely vital that your guy makes a huge spectacle out of the asking process. Thus, I give you promposals.

Promposals are a huge opportunity for teenage guys/girls to either get lucky with the girl/ guy of their dreams, or make a colossal ass of themselves. Either way, they are entertaining as all Hell. Here are six promposals that I just had to share. So strap on your Jessica Mclintock beaded halter dress, wait on the front porch for the stretch limo to turn onto your street, and get ready to watch some live promposals.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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