Mrs. Larson,
Sarah forwarded me the picture she found of you when she went home last weekend. She said you explained this as “a cute way to spice things up for Mr. Larson.”
Linda (can I call you that?), I assure you… this is not the way.
Warmest regards,
Bryce Gruber (Sarah’s friend from college)
ps- your boobs are way better than I expected though!
