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Rachel Zoe: Retarded

Written by Bryce

Rachel Zoe must be completely high on crappy substances, retarded, or some combo of the two.  I can’t help but wonder how someone like Zoe has made a huge career out of being a stylist when they can’t spell the name of the most famous designer in the world, especially when it’s a name as simple as Marc Jacobs.

Mazel tov, Rachel, you get my award for being the schmuckiest celebutard.

Screenshot of her twitter account below:

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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