Since the beginning of time, it has been drilled into our minds that women are the weaker sex. This idea is perpetuated in movies, songs, and by pop artists who get in fights in Ferrari’s and then ruin their ex-boyfriends entire careers forever.
I don’t really buy into this, though. Some of the toughest people I know are broads. Specifically, Jewish mothers.
One friend, who may or may not be the editor in chief of a certain website you are reading right now once bought a crack-house sight unseen in Chicago. Her idea was to flip it, but when she got to the house to view it, she was acosted by a big drug dealer and his armed thugs. She was asked to leave. I don’t know if you have ever tried to stand up to a Jewish woman, but word to the wise: Don’t do it. Jewish women do not back down. She flipped the house for 5 times it’s worth later.
My best friend’s mother is the epitome of a Jewish mom. All throughout college I got daily texts asking me when I was going to graduate and if I was drinking too much. The other day on Facebook, one of her family members made a political remark on her son’s facebook page in support of Rick Perry. In my head I thought “Oh, god, you have no idea what you are getting yourself into” She not only handed him his virtual ass, but got their entire family involved in the debate. She wasn’t done until his own son told him off. You can read the exchange Here.
All I am saying is that Bin Laden would have been found a lot sooner if they had a special squad of Jewish Moms. They have bigger balls than I do, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
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