These sex myths need to be put to bed, immediately.
There are lots of sex myths out there that are too crazy to be believed. I never actually thought I would grow hairy palms if I masturbated, and I’m pretty sure nobody actually believes that you can’t get pregnant at night since the sperm are sleeping. That being said, there are plenty of myths that people still adhere to, such as the idea that guys who like anal stimulation are gay, and that its absolutely impossible to get pregsy on your period.
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The hilarious sons of betches over at Cracked are fighting against this with all they have, and have created these memes to illustrate the fact that most of the populace is clueless about sex… I mean, the phrase ‘sex myths’ exists for a reason. The act itself has as many mythical stories as unicorns and centaurs.
My personal fave of the collection is the one about Vaseline. Like, whatever happened to using something water-based? Or if you’re in a total emergency run to your kitchen for a jar of coconut oil as lube— but never, ever is there a reason to use Vaseline all the way up in your most delicate parts. That’s just asking for a major, burning problem for at least 5-10 days.
So have a drink, sit down, and get ready for a big spoonful of sexual truth.
