Sex Spotting: Manicure Finger Masturbatory Toy

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Written by Gary

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I want to start by saying that I really have no idea what on Earth this actually is. I found it on a site called, which was immediately ironic because if your kids are playing with this, you might want to tape their genitals closed and disable your internet. I was immediately stricken with a myriad of questions: Are you supposed to penetrate it? (there doesn’t appear to be a hole) Is it a teaching aid? Why does it have fingers? Should you paint its nails? What kind of sex toy is only $10? What is with the shape? Is this supposed to be used to make imprints for sex cakes? Why does the vagina look like a split-open pomegranate? Is Alicia Silverstone ever going to make a decent movie again?

In the end I gave up, mostly because I couldn’t stand looking at a rubber vagina. The most ironic part of all was that underneath, it suggested that I also check out a Captain America action figure. If any of you out there can shed some light on this sex toy mystery, please tweet me @gadrianrandall or @luxuryspot and assuage my burning curiosity.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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1 Comment

  • You put your penis in it. There is a hole, in the vagina. This is like a fleshlight, but with a hand on top for some reason.

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