Sex Spotting: Portable Masturbatoriums?

portable masturbation
Written by Gary

portable masturbation

As many of you well know, I am a huge supporter of all things inappropes. I have to draw the line somewhere though, and even I think that a portable masturbatorium is going too far. First off, the name masturbatorium is a little over the top, especially for a canvas pop tent undoubtedly manufactured in Mexico that cost less than 3 pesos to make. Secondly, masturbating is messy. Making messes in public isn’t acceptable, I don’t care if you spill your latte all over the floor or spill your baby gravy all over the travel section at a Barnes and Noble (a book store, for those of you born after 1990). I think public sex is awesome, and I am even okay with masturbating outdoors, but doing it in front of people ruins the point. Public sex is exciting because its clandestine.

Hiding your boner behind a shoddily built pop tent is just classless, am I right?

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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