As many of you well know, I am a huge supporter of all things inappropes. I have to draw the line somewhere though, and even I think that a portable masturbatorium is going too far. First off, the name masturbatorium is a little over the top, especially for a canvas pop tent undoubtedly manufactured in Mexico that cost less than 3 pesos to make. Secondly, masturbating is messy. Making messes in public isn’t acceptable, I don’t care if you spill your latte all over the floor or spill your baby gravy all over the travel section at a Barnes and Noble (a book store, for those of you born after 1990). I think public sex is awesome, and I am even okay with masturbating outdoors, but doing it in front of people ruins the point. Public sex is exciting because its clandestine.
Hiding your boner behind a shoddily built pop tent is just classless, am I right?
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