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So, You’re from Long Island? Ya Don’t Say.

Written by Bryce

Just another update.  We found more lovely Long Island men doing what they do best: painting their skin orange.

If you, or anyone else you know is found chugging Muscle Milk with a sunless tanning chaser, please report it to us immediately.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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