SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

The Big Asian Wang of My Dreams

Written by Bryce

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard of Bao Xishun of Mongolia. If not, he WAS the world’s tallest man until Zhao Liang of China stepped onto the scene.  Zhao Liang measures an astonishing 8.07 FEET, and all I can wonder is, “How many feet is his wang?”

Obviously sex with Zhao Liang would be like hitting the ding-a-ling lotto, but he’s also an ideal sperm donor.  Facts about our loving long boy:

  • he plays the flute and sax
  • he’s great at basketball
  • he’s a trained magician (he’ll show you some naughty tricks)
  • he’s only 27!
photo: getty

photo: getty

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

4 Comments

  • Probably not that big.. hahaha AND IF it was, imagine how long it will take for it to be completely you know.. so it’s probably not all that exciting.. hahah

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