The Breakup Shop Will End Your Relationship For You

the breakup shop
Written by Gary

The Breakup Shop is a website that will break up with your partner for you.

the breakup shop

The old adage that ‘breaking up is hard to do’ has held true for a reason. I remember in my last breakup, I said my piece, then he convinced me to hang out with him one last time, then I left, which was totally awkward and no fun for anyone. There is literally no good way to break up with someone. The Breakup Shop aims to change that.

In this day and age, we outsource everything, so why not end our relationships the same way? The Breakup Shop is a website that will do that hard part for you, allowing you to choose between a variety of methods. A text breakup costs $10, a letter is $20, and a phone call will run you $29. There are also heartbreak packages including cookies, Netflix gift cards, and romantic films, etc.

READ MORE: The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up With Someone

Created by a pair of Canadian brothers, the idea came about when they realized that The Internet could get you into relationships, but there was no digital way to get you out of one.

“Let us handle the messy work of the breakup so you can spend more time swiping right,” the website says. “All of our products are designed to give you peace of mind when ending your relationship, minimizing discomfort and maximizing potential for long-term friendship.”

While I personally handle all my breakups face to face, I can totally understand why a service like this is necessary for all the hookup culture beasts that are getting together and breaking up at much faster rates than my millennial ass can handle.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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