Fantastic news, time-tellers of the world! Paris Hilton has entered the watch market, which seems reasonable, because when I think of Paris Hilton, I think of excellent craftsmanship, engineering, and precision. All things I require in a watch. So it looks like I just might be giving up my Patek Philippe in favor of this watch aptly titled “Naked.”
And even better, Paris is gifting us one more time by making this fabulous timepiece ultra-affordable! Instead of the normal $150 retail price, I found it for under $28… and that leaves you enough money leftover to download some of her crappy music, buy some of her eau d’slut perfume, and even buy her soon-to-be-released line of thong panty liners.
