Let’s be real… size matters. If your man’s junk is less than desirable, I suggest you go swimming and find a whale. Apparently whale cock is horrifyingly huge. Photographic evidence follows.
Unhappy With Your Man? Go Swimming!
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Bryce
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.
oh. my.
gawd.
It IS horrifying!
Two questions:
1. Why is the guy in the last pic TOUCHING IT?
and
2. WTF is that huge zip-lock bag in his other hand for?!???
well, the last pic…
the guy is a vet
the ziplock bag is for the cum…
2nd Picture
Oh! Look! The Lochness Monster!
Mystery Solved!
Ha! Ha!
OMG where do l find a whale like that? *is looking for giant wale cock ro ride* oh and l;m a boy 😀
It gives new meaning to Free Willy.
They are also prehensile. No joke. You can find vids of them reaching around in whale watchers’ boats… sometimes with ‘follow through’. :b
Holy **** i wanna be in that last guys shoes dude tht would make me so hard i mean who doesn’t want to hold a giant whale dick rite!
To Christian
Ew, bestiality….