The upspoken rules of sex we should all know about and preach. You, my dear, are most certainly welcome.
Even though there is technically no official rulebook for sex, there definitely should be. I like to think of myself as ‘seasoned’ when it comes to sex, meaning that I have had enough of it to be great at it, but not so much that my dick is falling off from disease. My more non-traditional encounters have included everything from getting thrown up on while getting a blowjob, to having my asshole rubbed like it was a magic lamp. Spoiler alert: There is no genie residing in my asshole.
Anyway, Playboy decided to release these 18 unspoken rule of sex, and I think it couldn’t have come at a better time (pun intended). Can we take a minute to really focus on rule number two, though? I mean, why is this not a given in the human experience? If you don’t have time or the ability to regularly access a shower, please consider removing yourself from the intimate relations market until there is a change made to your hygiene routine. But seriously.
Educate yourselves, people.
READ MORE: Mormon Missionary Sex Positions
