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Wear Your Boobs With Pride!

Written by Emily

Hey, guess what. I found some ridiculous crap on etsy.com. Enjoy!

Have you ever thought “Wow, I know my dog has nipples, but I really want her to be able to really show them off?!”  Well thanks to BoobsRUs on etsy.com, your fantasies can come true.  Your dogs new set of honkers can go in whatever shade best suits him OR her!  According to the seller, “you can also choose to have Vanilla Cream OR Chocolate colored boobs, with Pink OR Tan nipples!”  SCORE!  Also, does it look like this dog is missing a leg or is that just me?!

Feel left out and also want to be in all the fun?!  Well shes got you covered (sort of) too!! For $40, you can also rock the soft breasticles that can’t help but say “reach out and touch me!”  I don’t know about you, but I think BoobsRUs outsmarted us all with an idea that’s clearly recession proof.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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