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When Mom Sucks The Fun Out Of Your Birthday

Written by Emily

I need to start this by saying there is very few things that us girls at The Luxury Spot get squeamish over. We rarely have to pass things around to see who will cover what.  Usually, it ends up being down to Bryce and myself since we really have no shame in our game (and we are single). Well with this one, it ended up being all me.

I present to you GRANDMOTHER OF THE YEAR!  This is Tanya Rickles from Houston, Texas.  She is celebrating her 50th Birthday in a big way.  Okay, not really, but doesn’t that seem like what her name would be?!  Her grandchild/daughter that would probably be better off in foster care has that “I’m going to end up in therapy, aren’t I??” look in her eye. Question:  Who is the other cake reserved for?  I don’t want to know either.  Also, Chelsea Handler?  If you are reading this, please stop stealing my jokes. Thanks!

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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