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Worst. Mom. Ever.

Written by Emily

Awesome Mom teaching her kids how to be productive members of society.

That.  Just.  Happened.  From having your kid making it rain on you, to having the other TRY to put money in your pants, this has to be the #1 Most Inappropriate Mother EVER.  Congratulations.

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Is she pouring potato chips on herself?  Is that Kraft Mac and Cheese?!  I also enjoy when the youngest couldn’t fit the cash in her waistband, he tried to shove it in her belly button. Got to give him credit for being resourceful!  I’m not a mom yet, but I’m assuming that using your 3 year old as a stripper pole isn’t the best idea. Whatever it is, it’s turrrrrible.  Someone save those kids. Now.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

1 Comment

  • She is raising/training her teeny weeny pimps and “You know it’s hard out here for a pimp; When he tryin to get this money for the rent; For the Cadillacs and gas money spent…….”